LOST!

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I'm not here at all. Consumed by the demands of life, Lost in the swirls of doom. I am a shadow that had dissapeared. All that is left is an echo, not all can hear.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

" Drive the monster away.. torture him, push him out and you'll be a hero for the field of modified cotton that you own..."

"Oh yeah, soak, brush, scrub.."

"Cleanse the field of evil, drive out the impure from within"

"Scrub, rinse, clean... stop trying, will you. Washing clothes is NOT fun.. Whichever way you put it. Why was I not born in the stone ages, where clothes did not exist at all!"

All that from a bucketfull of clothes? talk about over reacting..

"You would say that too if you had a monster of a laundry basket spilling out clothes by the hour. I swear it makes dirty laundry appear out of nowhere."

Aaw!! Come off it, will you? Nobody wants to know the details of your "Dhobi adventures".

A laundry basket monster....

Seriously, go back to kindergarten. We cater to mature readers here.

Hey! I am talking stone age here. That's history. That's mature, serious, profound, stupendous, magnificent....

Will you just thrown out your cheap dictionary and get on with the story? I haven't got all day.

I'm serious girl, what did the stone age man do for stains? Spit on them?A single lonely unattractive stoneage man, with blood stains on his hideskin cloak? What chances did he have of hooking up with a volumptious, grimy, strong stonage woman? Zero! Null! Zilch!

He must have done SOMETHING? We are all here today, the stoneage man obviously found effective solutions to mating problems. What did he do?

Considering that he probably a bloodbath in pulling that skin off an animal, all he did for stains was,

nothing....

Forget it! Its pseudo intellectuals like you who make history boring.Hey! Check out that cute guy there!

Oh great! Now we are interested in cute guys, are we? Whatever happened to macho-ism? Ms. Stoneage girl???

Oh pllheease! Cute guys are in. Brutes are not. What good is a guy if he can't be a gentleman. look at that tie. Sexy!! do i loooooove cute guys in formal wear or what?!!!

Cool.. so you were planning to be a stone age nun! THAT would make sense..

Huh?

How else did you plan to survive stoneage, Ms. I love cute guys?

eh?

Well... sample this.. A brute who fights to settle all disputes, kills 200 kg bulls for dinner, kills all competion by driving a stone slab through his heart and can't abstain from sex to save his life. Thats your average stoneage man, the way nature intended him to be.

Come on... A man has GOT to be civilised. That's naturally expected of him.

Nature and civilization don't go together baby. The very objective of a civilisation is to defy nature. Followed by creating a hue and cry about preserving and replenishing nature. all crap, if u ask me.

Stop being such a pessimist. Change.. That is what is natural! Haven't you ever heard of evolution? Darwin Uncle, back in standard 3, remember?

That's a man made theory again. Proves nothing to me..

Civilization is good. Look at farming, cuisines, easy availability of food..

Increases the burden on nature. We were meant to hunt and eat, not grow food.

What about vegetarians?

Plain lazy I guess. Too lazy to get up and kill.

No wonder i'm such a lazy bum. Blame it on my ancestors. Anyways, society? That shows man's need to live in groups

We were meant to fight each other to death for our basic rights, not hold peace marches.

Technology?

Ever heard of obesity? Lack of exercise? That’s natural to you?

Medical science?

At the risk of sounding brutal... increased life expectancy is the one of the major reason for population explosion.We are supposed to eat, sleep, mate, die... and not set records for longitivity.

Sports?

Just an outlet for the suppressed male aggression. No wonder men love sports so much.

Fine! herez one you can't beat. Shopping..!!!!! New Clothes!!! That's absolutely divine happpiness.. No harm to nature in that.

He he he ehe... you are being forced to wash them... If that seems natural to you,it's your call.

Check and mate, baby!!!!

I should just have had a knife fight!! That would atleast have worked out in my favour...




3 comments:

Devilsveryown said...

NICE one SU.... however it made me think do u suffer from dissociated identity disorder(DID) or wat......or is this a chat between u and ur imaginary roomie...;)

Suvarna said...

:D
I'd call it multiple personality disorder.
For those who don't know that's what a regular day with my alter ego is like..
here, u have another reason to NOT b me...
LOL!!!

Yamini said...

From the very beginning i had an intuition that this is a self- conversation... I so relate to what you've written!! I totally love you and your alter ego!!

Kudos to this excellent repartee!!! :D

loved reading it...thoroughly...

please please be more regular!! :D
u know u got fans waiting....